advice for graduate students

Take this advice at your own risk; it was generated by a computer program:

• Try not to pay for your original course.
• Find out about a deluded doctorate degree.
• Think long and hard about your lazy thesis.

Do you want more advice? [Yes, try again]

If you want to see how this is an example of a data-driven program, view the source code. This program was hand translated into javascript from a Common Lisp program in Peter Norvig's book Paradigms of Artificial Intelligence Programming: Case Studies in Common Lisp.

Other things to ponder:

• Aid to Evaluating Your Accomplishments